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Welcome to the Mystic Falls, bitch January 10, 2010

Posted by Patrick in Televisual.
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The Vampire Diaries, which started off quite meh-worthy and morphed into one of last autumn’s (I will not say fall, even if we are talking about an American TV show) must-watch programmes, has added a familiar face to the cast that is sure to excite fans of dearly departed teen drama The O.C.

Melinda Clarke, better known as Newport Beach’s Julie Cooper comes into town around March and is said to be sticking around for at least three episodes. As a massive Julie Cooper fan, I’m hoping this will lead to an extended stint and hopefully she’ll sign on as a regular (hey, she wasn’t supposed to stick around on The O.C., but well, she did).

She’ll be playing “Kelly Donovan, Matt’s irresponsible, hard-drinking absentee mother,” who, without wanting to spoil things for the uninitiated too much, didn’t even bother to attend the funeral of a close family member. With Julie Cooper under her belt, an absentee mother shouldn’t be too hard a sell.

If you haven’t yet checked out The Vampire Diaries, it’s coming to TV3 and ITV2 at some point in the future, although no amount of furious Googling will tell me exactly when. It’s expected on ITV2 at least this month. New episodes return to the US on January 21st.

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Dirty Talk January 10, 2010

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Finally, the service that all visually impaired internet users have been waiting for has arrived: Porn for the Blind. The website does exactly as it says on the tin, allowing those of us with 20/20 vision to describe our favourite internet porn clip which is then uploaded on to the site as an MP3.

The site itself is pretty much bare links and description, but I’m sure blind people aren’t going to complain that it isn’t visually appealing enough.

After listening to the 53 second description of Cum Overload (“There’s a woman who is vaguely sort of trying to cover up her vagina…), I think my dealings with the site have come to an abrupt end.

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